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Showing posts with label Amusing Cooking Stories. Show all posts

A Doughy Disaster

Submitted by: Janice R. ~ Enid, OK

I remember it like it was yesterday, even though now it's been 28 years. Mom and I decided it was time to get a serious cleaning done in the kitchen. We scrubbed the kitchen floors on our hands and knees, and then followed up with a hand applied wax. Then we tackled the oven. Not a self-cleaning oven, rather an old-fashioned gas oven which needed to be sprayed and scraped and scrubbed. This took the better part of a whole day. We then decided that, as a reward for all of our efforts and toil, we would bake a batch of Toll House cookies. So we measured, sifted, and stirred, then put our rounded tablespoon measures of perfect cookie dough onto our greased cookie sheets, and went to put them into our pristinely scrubbed and preheated oven, which sat on our shiny, freshly waxed floor. Then it happened. The fates looked upon our activities and smiled a sinister smile. In this June Cleaver moment, they instead envisioned Lucy Ball...and the planets realigned to alter the scene. My stockinged feet slipped ever so slightly, just at the precise moment I was leaning into the oven with the cookie sheet full of dough. The sheet upended, landing dough side down all over the hot interior of the opened oven door. Frustrated and panicked that the cookies would begin baking on the hot surface, my mother filled a bucket of hot, soapy water. We set the bucket down on the clean floor. We began scooping hot, melted cookie dough out of the oven, and into the bucket of soapy water. Just as we were cleaning the last of the mess out of the oven, my knee hit the bucket. Two gallons of sludgey, cookie-dough, melted-chocolate-infused water spilled all over our newly waxed floor, leaving a pool of mush and mayhem all over the kitchen. We sat in the mess and laughed until we cried. Even though it was, by all counts, a complete kitchen disaster, it remains one of my mother's and my favorite memories of being together in the kitchen.


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A Good Excuse to Eat Out!

It was the day after my wedding to Mike. I was young, only 18, and had not had much cooking experience. I thought I'd cook a Roast Chicken for my new husband and our first meal together... consequently, when I roasted the chicken, it never occurred to me that I'd have to thaw it out first! Ha ! When I served it up it was thoroughly cooked on the outside and raw in the middle. Luckily, as he cut into it we saw the blood and raw insides. Mike smiled sweetly then laughed when he found out that it had been frozen when I had put in the oven. He just calmly put the dinners in the trash bin and we went out to dinner to celebrate my attempt! So, I learned a lesson that day and consequently whenever I spoil the food (he he) we eat out quite nicely (in a fancy restaurant of course)! Mike always laughs and retorts "One day I'll get you some cookery lessons! Ha!"
Submitted by: Elizabeth Turner
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow!

When I was a kid, my sisters and I would love to help my mom make chocolate chip cookies. One night, we decided to make some. She put everything in the big mixer and turned it on. Of course being curious at that age i had to look in. Well that was a big mistake combined with the fact that i had very long hair. My hair got caught in the mixer while it was going around and around!! We had to stop the mixer and untangle my hair from it. The moral of the story? Tie up your hair when you cook.
Submitted by: Katherine Willner
Country: USA


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